Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
The story of how four friends found the perfect place to hang out
and destroy each other
I never knew I needed this gif set in my life. I have no idea why I’m laughing so hard at that Spider-Man gif. It’s like he went to Magneto and ripped the hood off in righteous indignation.
“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”
“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”